Escape Through the Pages is hosting today’s Bout of Books challenge: Book Spine Poem. Whenever I start these they go a bit depressing (what is it with book melodramatic titles?) so I thought I’d do a silly one. It’s not even a poem really but you need to an imagine a prim and proper lady saying it who can’t bring herself to say the last word.

Oh, dear Silvia
Wicked business!
Bad girls hidden behind the sofa
The other hand among others’…