I’m sat here waiting for the post to arrive. Normally I don’t mind this but it’s glorious weather outside and I want to get to the beach (OK I live one minute walk away from the beach but still). I requested a redelivery so I know he’s coming. The normal Saturday postie tends to buzz and run, leaving the package in the porch so I don’t need to rush and he doesn’t need to wait. But the fact that Monday’s postie didn’t leave my package in the porch makes me worry that today will be the same. I should have taken my shower at 7am but am still sat in my pyjamas after an hour of internet time wastage. Curses.
Hurry up postie!
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